everybody calm down. the tumors are probably just from decreased smoking... er... besides, presumably they can hpv test your tonsils. or just remove them. you don't need tonsils, right? there's no reason to get bent out of shape here, i swear.

on the other hand, i'm feeling better and better about the candy-and-flavored-condom filled pinatas...

I was tempted to say that if I haven't gotten tonsil cancer by now I doubt there's as nearly as much risk as they suggest, but that would be rather ungracious, so I won't.

Instead I'll just make a joke about Monica Lewinsky filing a lawsuit against Bill Clinton for her tonsil cancer.

trust me when i say this article about newspapers in Britain is related.